Countess Pixel the Krieg Weasel of Unlight

When we are not battling for the fate of the material sphere, I teach the child the secrets of blackest necromancy!!!!
*trademark evil laugh*!!!!!



Éowyn



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yours truly

[Now Shakespeare's Hamlet is truly a 100% perfect play. And I only needed to change a single word to accomplish this feat.]



Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud cat that's almost in shape of a camel?

Polonius: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.

Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.


-- Hamlet, Act III, scene ii

Congratulations c215 & mannadonn!

Thanks to them my new cousin was born yesterday, (Friday the 13th!) I look forward to meeting Lily eventually, so I can roll around all cute-like and teach her the subtle nuances of necromancy!

Who knows, maybe one day she will even attend my alma mater, Ol' Miskatonic U.


By the way, Lily shares her birthday with Guy Fawkes! Which is pretty ironic, when you consider that Fawkes was executed on my birthday, January 31st. :(

Just as notably, she also shares her birthday with that Homo universalis and champion of liberty, Thomas Jefferson.

The Krieg-Weasel's 1st Birthday Holocaust Party

"For my birthday I demand an orgy of blood and destruction, the likes of which the world has never seen!"
— Countess Pixel, the munchkin cat


Why: (long overdue) housewarming party
+ excuse to drink — as if you humans need an excuse ;)
+ and most importantly, MY birthday

What: a party - bring whatever, you know the drill BYOCN (Bring Your Own CatNip)

When: SATURDAY @ 8:30pm until the last person (or cat) passes out

Where: Jeff/Eric/Elsa's place on Tanglewilde


Call or email the humans, (Eric, Elsa, or Jeff) for directions, if you need them.

my Aunt Brenda and I


And if you are wondering, I have soot on my paws from playing in the fireplace...
Hehehe!

grepmaster has taken some good photos of me...



Krieg Weasel — ATTACK!!!!!


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Clawless cat chases off bear:
Orange-and-white tabby encountered the bruin in a N.J. yard


"WEST MILFORD, N.J. - At least one bear doesn’t want to know Jack.

Jack is a ten-year-old orange-and-white tabby in West Milford, New Jersey. And when the cat spotted the bear in a neighbor’s yard earlier this week, the clawless kitty let the bear know who’s boss.

The bear scurried up a tree and eyed the cat for ten to 15 minutes, while Jack stared and hissed from the ground. The bruin inched its way down before jumping off and running away."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13222962/




[And Jack is not even a war-weasel... though he is a distant cousin of mine.]

University quiz (yoinked from evilinyoureyes]


YOUR FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE... Where did you live?
- In the cthonian tunnels below good ol' Miskatonic U! (Go 'pods!)

Who was/were your roommate(s)?
- The rest of my litter!

Do you still talk to them?
- Only via IMs, their phone etiquette is somewhat lacking... we never get past "Meow, meow meow..."

Ever get in trouble in the dorms tunnels?
- Of course, I'm a cat!

Something you remember about when you first lived on campus?
- Juicy semi-sentient rats! MmmmMmmm! (They squealed in Aramaic for some reason?)

Your campus phone number or other number:
- (999)999-9999

First party attended?
- The ghouls invited us to a few of their corpse-eating parties. I even got Pickman's autograph!

Did you go to the library?
- Of course! They don't let you 'borrow' their copy of The Necronomicon!

What was your Favorite Floor:
- The sub-basement

Club, Athletics, Frat or Sororities, you joined?
- The Junior Kitten Necromancer League, Future Familiars of America, and the Illuminati, of course!
;)

Who made the best wings?
- Nightgaunt wings are pretty tasty...

Ever attend a concert or comedic performance?
- My ears are too sensitive for that sort of thing...

Favorite night to go out on, and where did you go?
- Witches' Sabbats!

Where did you get coffee catnip?
- our undead servitors brought it to us!

Go see a play or been in one?
- Macbeth, I played Greymalkin!

Did you ever have a job at school?
- Eating rats, drinking the blood of virgins, summoning ancient demons, that sort of thing...

What do you hate about your college?
- The groundskeepers should have planted more catnip!

Year of graduation?
- 1916, when I was ten months old -- I was a kitten prodigy!

Will you go back after you graduate?
- Of course, there are always rituals that they need help with.

Finally, ever gotten arrested?
- Of course not, no one ever suspects the munchkin cat!

This morning I faced off with Uncle Jeff's cat, that enormous lard-ball known as The Ratty (aka The Juggercat!) She is always mean to my friend Prrrl, who is really just a big chicken. Plus, the Ratty has been hissing at me under the door since I moved in, so we had a score to settle.

Anyway, I busted out my pimp cane and let her know who the real α-feline is in the household! I looked her square in her tiny rat-face and said, "Tubby, ifn' you know what's good for you, you best be gettin' yo fat-ass the hell out of my living room or I'ma get a belt and beat the shit outta you and all three of your chins!"

And wouldn't you know it, the Ratty ran the hell out? I attribute her fear to my indomitable munchkin-power, (and possibly a case of nymphitsaphobia*!)

Being the cute lil' explorer that I am, I then proceeded into her domain and seized that too! She tried to face off with me in the hall, but I wasn't having none of that! Ol' Rat-face hissed and growled at me, and I growled right back! Then she turned tail and retreated into Jeff's room, thoroughly defeated. Believe it or not, I scurried all over that room too, and she did not lift a paw to try and stop me.

*evil kitten laugh!*


Later I sent The Ratty this text message:

WTFPWNED?!
Übermunchkin FTW!





* The fear of weasels!

Meow! I was just recently adopted by midgardsorm.


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If you are wondering what sort of a creature this is, please allow me to relate to you the true origins of the breed...

( The terrifying true origin of that unholy and maligned blasphemy, the fearsome munchkin cat! )